The Holy Regency of H0ly Russian Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Holy Regent Sergei Taboritsky with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.891 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syktyvkar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.

The strong Russian economy, worth 151 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,002 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, cities in H0ly Russian Empire declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, and teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. H0ly Russian Empire's national animal is the Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Church.

H0ly Russian Empire is ranked 226,106^th in the world and 169^th in Sparkalia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.